Category: Doctors Jokes



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Doctor,” the man said to his ophthalmologist, “I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!”
“Oh”? Replied the doctor “Which one?”
#5408    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


Ranking: 2.36 / 55
Patient: Doctor, doctor I think I swallowed a spoon!
Doctor: Just sit patiently and try not to stir
#11524    
Thanks to: Lindsey Antic - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jun/3/2004


Ranking: 2.28 / 61
Feeling dizzy and nauseous, Bill went to the doctor. “So,” said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table, “what seems to be the problem?” At once Bill shot his feet, grabbed his hat and coat, and stormed toward the door. “What’s the matter?” claimed the doctor.
“The nerve of you!” Bill snapped. “All those years of medical school, and you want me to make the diagnosis!”
#10811    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Aug/29/2003


Ranking: 2.36 / 53
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed
surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and
what could be done. The doctor said, "Well, I can always touch-up
your x-rays."
#14285    
Thanks to: Jim Johnson - USA.
rec.:Dec/8/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jan/30/2006


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