Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 2.36 / 56
A lady wasn't feeling well, so she went to the doctor.
Doctor asked if she ever had chicken pox?
Her reply: "No, but I have had chicken nuggets."
#470    
Thanks to: Jackie Melear
rec.:Oct/14/1999    pub.:Oct/14/1999    sent:Oct/14/1999


Ranking: 2.36 / 55
Patient: Doctor, doctor I think I swallowed a spoon!
Doctor: Just sit patiently and try not to stir
#11524    
Thanks to: Lindsey Antic - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jun/3/2004


Ranking: 2.42 / 50
A man visits his doctor and says, doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes.
The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist?
The patient says, "No Only green Martians!"
#12790    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2004    pub.:Feb/10/2004    sent:Aug/10/2004


Ranking: 2.33 / 57
Doctor,” the man said to his ophthalmologist, “I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!”
“Oh”? Replied the doctor “Which one?”
#5408    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


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