Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 2.36 / 55
Patient: Doctor, doctor I think I swallowed a spoon!
Doctor: Just sit patiently and try not to stir
#11524    
Thanks to: Lindsey Antic - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jun/3/2004


Ranking: 2.28 / 61
Feeling dizzy and nauseous, Bill went to the doctor. “So,” said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table, “what seems to be the problem?” At once Bill shot his feet, grabbed his hat and coat, and stormed toward the door. “What’s the matter?” claimed the doctor.
“The nerve of you!” Bill snapped. “All those years of medical school, and you want me to make the diagnosis!”
#10811    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Aug/29/2003


Ranking: 2.36 / 53
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed
surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and
what could be done. The doctor said, "Well, I can always touch-up
your x-rays."
#14285    
Thanks to: Jim Johnson - USA.
rec.:Dec/8/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jan/30/2006


Ranking: 2.33 / 55
A lady wasn't feeling well, so she went to the doctor.
Doctor asked if she ever had chicken pox?
Her reply: "No, but I have had chicken nuggets."
#470    
Thanks to: Jackie Melear
rec.:Oct/14/1999    pub.:Oct/14/1999    sent:Oct/14/1999


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