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Ranking: 3.48 / 110
A woman burst out of the examining room screaming after her young physician tells her she is pregnant. The director of the clinic stopped her and asked what the problem was. After she tells him what happened, the doctors had her sit down and relax in another room and he marched down the hallway where the woman’s physician was and demanded, “What is wrong with you? Mrs. Miller is 60 years old, has six grown children and nine grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?” The young physician continued to write his notes and without looking up at his superior, asked, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
#19172    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/31/2008    pub.:May/31/2008    sent:Feb/26/2009


Ranking: 3.47 / 110
A man is surprised to receives a call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news and some worse news."
"Well, alright, give me the bad news first," said the man.
"Well," said the doctor, "The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."
"Holy Cow! That is some bad news!" the man exclaimed. "What news could be worse than that?" he asked.
"The worse news is that I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."
#1984    
Thanks to: Lindsey Christensen - USA.
rec.:Nov/7/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001    sent:Jul/11/2012


Ranking: 3.13 / 184
A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
"There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.
Claims he's invisible."

The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."
#17371    
Thanks to: sleepykid500 - NY - USA.
rec.:Nov/3/2006    pub.:Nov/13/2006    sent:Feb/12/2010


Ranking: 3.13 / 176
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge." The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting." But tell me what does the sign on the door say? The guy replies, “It says 'Pull'”!!!
#21946    
Thanks to: Shamash Kunwar - India
rec.:May/1/2011    pub.:May/6/2011    sent:Nov/4/2011


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