Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 3.12 / 179
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge." The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting." But tell me what does the sign on the door say? The guy replies, “It says 'Pull'”!!!
#21946    
Thanks to: Shamash Kunwar - India
rec.:May/1/2011    pub.:May/6/2011    sent:Nov/4/2011


Ranking: 3.12 / 171
A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what is wrong and the man says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." To this the doctor responds, "You think you're a moth? Well I don't think you need a doctor. Sounds like what you need is a therapist." "Yeah I know," replies the patient. "I was on my way to see a therapist, but I came in here because I saw your light was on."
#14269    
Thanks to: Kyle G - Janesville - Wisconsin - USA.
rec.:Dec/3/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Oct/25/2011


Ranking: 3.28 / 131

A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back.
The patient replied: So did my arthritis!
#15402    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Mar/25/2014


Ranking: 3.04 / 183
Patient: Doctor, doctor I have only 58 seconds to live!!!!!!
Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute
#17336    
Thanks to: mark docherty - barrow-in-furness - cumbria - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/26/2006    pub.:Nov/13/2006    sent:Jan/29/2007


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