Category: Doctors Jokes



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This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?"

The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked woman on a bed." This went on and on, inkblot after inkblot.

The psychiatrist finally said to the guy, "You are a sick pervert." The guy replied, "I'm not the pervert here. You're the one who keeps showing me all those dirty pictures."

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Thanks to: Samantha Parin - Clark - NewJersey - USA.
rec.:Mar/23/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 3.09 / 169
A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what is wrong and the man says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." To this the doctor responds, "You think you're a moth? Well I don't think you need a doctor. Sounds like what you need is a therapist." "Yeah I know," replies the patient. "I was on my way to see a therapist, but I came in here because I saw your light was on."
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Thanks to: Kyle G - Janesville - Wisconsin - USA.
rec.:Dec/3/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Oct/25/2011


Ranking: 3.28 / 127

A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back.
The patient replied: So did my arthritis!
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Mar/25/2014


Ranking: 3.15 / 151
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
“But I could be dead by then!”
“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002    sent:Mar/11/2012


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