Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 3.37 / 87
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”

#21150    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:May/27/2010


Ranking: 2.94 / 165
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
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Thanks to: Taylor-Marie - USA.
rec.:Sep/16/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Aug/5/2013


Ranking: 3.06 / 132
Nurse: Good morning Mr. Smith, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning.
Mr. Smith: That’s because I’ve been practicing all night.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Mar/4/2013


Ranking: 3.10 / 122
Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. "Yours is the tenth case I've treated;
the others all died."
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Thanks to: Dian C - Jakarta - DKI - Indonesia
rec.:Nov/4/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jun/21/2009


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