Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 3.39 / 89
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”

#21150    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:May/27/2010


Ranking: 3.08 / 140
Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. "Yours is the tenth case I've treated;
the others all died."
#11613    
Thanks to: Dian C - Jakarta - DKI - Indonesia
rec.:Nov/4/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Mar/5/2015


Ranking: 2.96 / 167
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
#17209    
Thanks to: Taylor-Marie - USA.
rec.:Sep/16/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Aug/5/2013


Ranking: 3.35 / 92
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”
#16804    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Jul/8/2015


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