Category: Holiday Jokes

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Ranking: 2.76 / 377
A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She looks out as well and says, "No, I think that is snow." He looks at her and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."
Thanks to: Alli Potenza - Indianapolis - IN - USA.
rec.:Oct/22/2002    pub.:Jan/27/2003    sent:Dec/24/2013

Ranking: 2.63 / 178
One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He was a bit nervous and began walking a little bit faster. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump". He began running and the coffin kept up and began opening and closing, ""thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". Terrified he ran to his front door, and went inside, slamming the door and locking it. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump - CRASH" it came right through the door, He ran up the stairs, and right behind him, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door, but the coffin broke through the door - "thumpety thump, thumpety thump crash". Terrified the man grabbed the first thing he could, a bottle of robutusin and threw it - and the coffin stopped!
Thanks to: Paul Tomlinson - USA.
rec.:Sep/7/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Oct/31/2012

Ranking: 2.62 / 108
An Irishman proposed to his girl friend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham rock.
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Dec/13/2007    pub.:Dec/29/2007    sent:Mar/17/2009

Ranking: 2.43 / 141
A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain. Finally she asked him, how he was so sure. He smiled at her, and calmly said, "Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

(Rudolf the red-nosed raindeer?)
Thanks to: Mallory - Ottawa - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Nov/28/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Dec/24/2006

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