Ranking: 4.03 / 1720
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Thanks to: Terry Griffin
rec.:Nov/25/1999 pub.:Nov/25/1999 sent:Aug/14/2011
Ranking: 3.03 / 697
Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
Thanks to: Jamie - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2002 pub.:Aug/8/2002 sent:Mar/1/2012
Ranking: 3.24 / 426
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2007 pub.:Jul/27/2007 sent:Mar/26/2013
Ranking: 3.12 / 524
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well
"Yes! Of course! My pop taught me...even more than 10"
"Good. What comes after three?”
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your erm...dad did a good job. Now...so what comes after...lets say ten?"
Thanks to: Opal - Singapore
rec.:Jul/17/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Mar/19/2013