Category: Little Johnny Jokes

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Ranking: 3.48 / 264
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week."

"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"

"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
Thanks to: swaraj - kingstree - SC - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Aug/9/2014

Ranking: 3.60 / 190
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?’
Thanks to: Roy - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/20/2008    pub.:Oct/29/2008    sent:Dec/24/2014

Ranking: 3.63 / 177
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
Thanks to: Roy - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/20/2008    pub.:Nov/5/2008    sent:Oct/12/2014

Ranking: 3.19 / 340
Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said
"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"
Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"
The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"
Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/17/2004    pub.:Nov/19/2004    sent:Oct/7/2014

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