Category: Work Jokes

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Ranking: 3.72 / 36
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."
Thanks to: David A. Martin - Mason City - Iowa - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2012    pub.:May/7/2013

Ranking: 3.12 / 66
One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, the CEO explained, “I’ll tell you its very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2006    pub.:Apr/29/2006    sent:Aug/21/2006

Ranking: 3.04 / 68
The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. “Yes, Mario,” he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and some day you’ll thank me for it.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2010    pub.:Aug/12/2010    sent:Aug/22/2010

Ranking: 3.02 / 63
A small community had a fire and the local volunteer fire department. Well, the fire was just too big so they called for mutual aid from their neighboring town. Their fire truck came zooming by the local one and went right down the hill and parked right next to the fire. The fire fighters jumped out of the truck and feverishly went to work putting out the fire. The paint on the truck was bubbling, as they were so close. But soon they had the fire under control. After the fire was out, the local town's people were so impressed with the work the neighboring fire department did that they decided to give them a reward. The mayor presented the fire chief with a check for $3,000. Then he asked the chief what he was going to do with the money. The chief replied, " Well, the first thing I am going to do is fix the brakes on that fire truck."
Thanks to: Ed Zinn - China
rec.:Oct/24/2002    pub.:Jan/31/2003

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