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Ranking: 2.42 / 50
This man enters the bakery with a loaf of bread, "I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad."
"What!" exclaimed the baker. "I've been baking bread for 25 years!" 
The man replies, "You should have sold it right away!"
#545    
Thanks to: Michel Frankland
rec.:Jan/3/2000    pub.:Jan/3/2000    sent:Jan/3/2000


Ranking: 2.29 / 62
Mr. Briggs looked towards his secretary who was absorbed in painting her fingernails.
“Miss Smith,” he said, “I’d like to compliment you on your work- but when are you going to do any?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Aug/17/2010


Ranking: 2.28 / 53
Employer: We can pay you 75 dollars a week now and 100 dollars a week in eight months.
Applicant: Thank you. I’ll drop back in eight months.
#16457    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:May/23/2006


Ranking: 2.11 / 62
During my earlier career days, offices recorded attendance in book registers and we had pay cuts for being late more than 4 times a month and the update was under control of the receptionist. On one occasion, our boss appreciated & commended a colleague of mine for drastic improvement for on time attendance, surprisingly just after he moved to a far away home location. My colleague’s instant reaction to my boss was “Sir the receptionist is coming late to the office"
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Thanks to: Dhina - Singapore
rec.:Jan/26/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Apr/13/2011


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