Category: Work Jokes

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Ranking: 2.29 / 62
Mr. Briggs looked towards his secretary who was absorbed in painting her fingernails.
“Miss Smith,” he said, “I’d like to compliment you on your work- but when are you going to do any?”
#20042    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Aug/17/2010


Ranking: 2.27 / 55
Employer: We can pay you 75 dollars a week now and 100 dollars a week in eight months.
Applicant: Thank you. I’ll drop back in eight months.
#16457    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:May/23/2006


Ranking: 2.10 / 63
During my earlier career days, offices recorded attendance in book registers and we had pay cuts for being late more than 4 times a month and the update was under control of the receptionist. On one occasion, our boss appreciated & commended a colleague of mine for drastic improvement for on time attendance, surprisingly just after he moved to a far away home location. My colleague’s instant reaction to my boss was “Sir the receptionist is coming late to the office"
#21741    
Thanks to: Dhina - Singapore
rec.:Jan/26/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Apr/13/2011


Ranking: 1.85 / 101
Three guys from Jersey drove into the same Manhattan office each day via the Lincoln Tunnel. With gas prices rising, they decided to commute together, each one taking a turn driving in. One of them had to drop out though, because his eyes were bothering him. The optometrist told him he had developed carpool tunnel vision.
#19162    
Thanks to: John Donaldson - USA.
rec.:May/27/2008    pub.:Jun/3/2008    sent:Nov/14/2008


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