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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/8/2001    pub.:Jan/8/2001    sent:Jan/8/2001


Ranking: 2.15 / 27
An example of the new America: A brother and sister were driving to a couple stores and the conversation of buying things they needed came up. As they were talking, the sister mentioned that she needed to get a new car. The brother said, “Well, you have a college degree now, so you can go get the job that pays you more." The sister, who made between 10 and 11 dollars an hour said, “I already got the job that my college degree will get me. Now what?”
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Thanks to: Caveman Etris - Cincinnati - OH - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2012    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/4/2013


Ranking: 1.76 / 55
Antartian “J” goes for a job interview as a math’s teacher, at the place of interview he finds hundreds of other antartians applying for the same job. He goes in and he is asked:"what is 2+2”, antartian “J” thinks and finally says 5. The authorities tell him he has got the job, as his answer was the most accurate.
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Thanks to: ajay - India
rec.:Nov/4/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003


Ranking: 1.69 / 54
How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a 9/16-12N nut.
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Thanks to: Cap'n Tim - Buzzards Bay - Massachusetts - USA.
rec.:Dec/17/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Mar/26/2006


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