Category: Work Jokes

Antartian “J” goes for a job interview as a math’s teacher, at the place of interview he finds hundreds of other antartians applying for the same job. He goes in and he is asked:"what is 2+2”, antartian “J” thinks and finally says 5. The authorities tell him he has got the job, as his answer was the most accurate.

A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said "Come again?" The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again.

How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a 9/16-12N nut.