Category: Work Jokes

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Ranking: 2.10 / 29
A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said "Come again?" The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again.
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Thanks to: Mithraka Fernando - Sri Lanka
rec.:Nov/14/2012    pub.:Jun/17/2013    sent:Jan/26/2015


Ranking: 2.15 / 27
An example of the new America: A brother and sister were driving to a couple stores and the conversation of buying things they needed came up. As they were talking, the sister mentioned that she needed to get a new car. The brother said, “Well, you have a college degree now, so you can go get the job that pays you more." The sister, who made between 10 and 11 dollars an hour said, “I already got the job that my college degree will get me. Now what?”
#23261    
Thanks to: Caveman Etris - Cincinnati - OH - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2012    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/4/2013


Ranking: 1.75 / 56
Antartian “J” goes for a job interview as a math’s teacher, at the place of interview he finds hundreds of other antartians applying for the same job. He goes in and he is asked:"what is 2+2”, antartian “J” thinks and finally says 5. The authorities tell him he has got the job, as his answer was the most accurate.
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Thanks to: ajay - India
rec.:Nov/4/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003


Ranking: 1.75 / 55
How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a 9/16-12N nut.
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Thanks to: Cap'n Tim - Buzzards Bay - Massachusetts - USA.
rec.:Dec/17/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Mar/26/2006


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