Ranking: 3.40 / 101
An old man is afraid that his wife is loosing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, "Can you hear me?" She didn't answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, "for the third time yes!!!"
Thanks to: Sophia - California - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2005 pub.:Jun/21/2005 sent:Aug/23/2014
Ranking: 3.58 / 80
Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
Thanks to: Jeff Knowles - La Habra - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/9/2009 pub.:Oct/6/2009 sent:Oct/18/2009
Ranking: 3.06 / 166
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.
“I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.”
“And that is?”
“In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death.”
The lawyer seemed puzzled. “Why make such an unusual request?”
Mr. Sams answered, “Because I want someone to be sorry I died.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003 pub.:Sep/17/2003 sent:Dec/3/2012
Ranking: 3.41 / 98
A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"
The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane!"
Thanks to: Y Tinu - USA.
rec.:Jul/11/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Aug/28/2009