Category: Elderly Jokes



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Ranking: 3.46 / 83
A senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways. Near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch. As the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead. Knowing that her husband was near the point of the warning, she decided to call him on the cell phone. When he answered, she explained, "I just heard on the news, someone is driving in the wrong direction on the highway!" And the husband replied, "One? There's hundreds of folks going the wrong way where I am!"
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Thanks to: Jason in Austin - Austin - TX - USA.
rec.:Mar/8/2006    pub.:Apr/4/2006    sent:Jan/25/2007


Ranking: 3.08 / 140
The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, "Sir, would you address this postcard for me?" The man gladly did so, and then offered to write a short note for the old fellow. Finally the stranger asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?" The old man thought a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you add, Please excuse the sloppy handwriting."
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Thanks to: Timothy Mossburg - Columbus - Ohio
rec.:Aug/18/1998    pub.:Aug/18/1998    sent:Oct/22/2013


Ranking: 3.19 / 114
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002    pub.:Apr/13/2002    sent:Aug/2/2013


Ranking: 3.40 / 85
An old man is afraid that his wife is loosing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, "Can you hear me?" She didn't answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, "for the third time yes!!!"
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Thanks to: Sophia - California - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2005    pub.:Jun/21/2005    sent:Aug/23/2014


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