Category: Elderly Jokes

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Ranking: 3.29 / 98
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through
Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them
through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was
used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were
grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture
when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in
America with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send
us on bus tours!
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/18/2009    pub.:Sep/18/2009    sent:Dec/9/2012

Ranking: 3.14 / 118
"You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
Thanks to: Bill Nelson - Union - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/18/2002    pub.:Sep/7/2002    sent:Sep/12/2011

Ranking: 2.82 / 186
This man comes through a door to the bar and slipped on a pile of crap, he mumbles and brushes himself off. He orders a drink and sits down. A few minutes later a younger man walks through the door yelling and screaming, and he slips on the pile of crap. He gets up and looks around, and then he sits down next to the older guy. The older man says, "I did that!" The younger man punches the old man and leaves.
Thanks to: Megan - USA.
rec.:Nov/5/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001    sent:Mar/13/2014

Ranking: 2.92 / 128
An elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a long divorce trial. The judge asked why they wanted a divorce after having been married for nearly 70 years. They answered:" We wanted to wait, till after the kids had died".
Thanks to: J .Kikstra - parksville on Vancouver Island - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Nov/25/2001    pub.:Dec/8/2001    sent:Feb/28/2015

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