Category: Elderly Jokes



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Pointing to a super train set, an old man said to the shop clerk, “I’ll take it.”
“I’m sure your grandson will like it, sir,” said the clerk.
“I suppose you are right,” sighed the old man, “You’d better give me two.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2004    pub.:Feb/10/2004    sent:May/15/2004


Ranking: 2.05 / 166
In 1997 at the age of 87 and not acquainted with modern technology, Ruth was given a "cordless" phone by her son. He lived 1500 miles away. After setting it up and showing her how to use it he went home and called her. "How is your new phone working, Mom." Her reply astonished him. "Oh we took it back. It wouldn't work. It did not even have a cord."
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Thanks to: Garry Prather - Bonsall - CA - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/16/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:May/4/2013


Ranking: 2.69 / 48
A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time.
She said they still didn’t fit. “Well,” said the dentist “I’ll do it again this time, but no more. There’s no reason why these shouldn’t fit your mouth easily.”
“Who said anything about my mouth?” he woman answered.
“They don’t fit in the glass!”
#5410    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


Ranking: 2.47 / 66
A man walked into a restaurant and orders a chicken soup bowl a while later the waiter brings it to him. The old man quickly calls him back and says "waiter taste the soup" the waiter says "well what’s wrong with it" "just taste the soup" the old man insisted". "Well what's wrong with the soup is it to hot to cold, what"! "Just taste the soup said the old man". "Oh, all right where's the spoon".
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Thanks to: jOKEALot - El Cajon - California - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001


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