Category: Elderly Jokes



Add to Google
[92]  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23  
Ranking: 2.46 / 41
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. 
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. 
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion." 
#689    
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Jun/9/2000    pub.:Jun/9/2000    sent:Jun/9/2000


Ranking: 2.12 / 69
An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints. After examining him, the doctor said, "Well, you've got some problems, all right, but if you'd give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think you'd last a good while longer."
"But Doc," answered the man, "I don't smoke, drink, or chase women."
"Oh," replied the doctor, "I'm sorry."
Moral: Keep some vices to give up in your old age.
#17932    
Thanks to: K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Apr/14/2008


Ranking: 2.01 / 72
An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, "Well, you know that knee is eighty years old. You can't expect too much."
"That's true," the man agreed; "but Doc, so is the other one and it's not bothering me like this one!"
#17933    
Thanks to: K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Dec/7/2007


Ranking: 2.11 / 55
“I see you’re losing your hair.”
“Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.”
#12792    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2004    pub.:Feb/10/2004    sent:Jul/20/2006


[92]  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23  


 


© 1995-2014 EMERgency 24 Inc.


226