An old man is talking to his friends. He says, “I’ve got my health, everything is fine, my mind, knock wood… who’s there?
#16677
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2006 pub.:Apr/11/2006 sent:Jan/1/2007
Ranking:
1.96 / 49
Six packets of mothballs, please,” said an old lady to the chemist.
“But I sold you six packets yesterday.”
“I know, but my aim’s not very good and I keep missing them.”
#13397
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004 pub.:May/11/2004 sent:Aug/4/2004
Ranking:
1.90 / 49
The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old, "So, Mrs. C., after 50 years of marriage, love tears, babies, grandbabies, birthdays, sicknesses and joys, why now do you want to divorce Mr. C.?" Mrs.C. looked at her husband and then at the judge and replied to the judge, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
#487
Thanks to:
lady law - Tucson - Arizona - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/1999 pub.:Nov/1/1999 sent:Nov/1/1999
Ranking:
1.66 / 82
An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt".
#2242
Thanks to:
W Charuma - Harare - Zimbabwe
rec.:Nov/30/2001 pub.:Dec/5/2001
