Category: Elderly Jokes

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Ranking: 2.15 / 54
Six packets of mothballs, please,” said an old lady to the chemist.
“But I sold you six packets yesterday.”
“I know, but my aim’s not very good and I keep missing them.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Aug/4/2004

Ranking: 2.13 / 53
Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather, so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth, tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers.
Unhooking the teeth, his grateful mate tried to put them into his mouth, then hurled them into the sea with the disgusted remark: “They’re not mine – they don’t fit!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002

Ranking: 2.02 / 58
A recently widow says to her friend, “Oh don’t talk to me about lawyers”
“I’ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes whish he hadn’t died….”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/11/2004

Ranking: 2.04 / 53
The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old, "So, Mrs. C., after 50 years of marriage, love tears, babies, grandbabies, birthdays, sicknesses and joys, why now do you want to divorce Mr. C.?" Mrs.C. looked at her husband and then at the judge and replied to the judge, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
Thanks to: lady law - Tucson - Arizona - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/1999    pub.:Nov/1/1999    sent:Nov/1/1999

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