Category: Elderly Jokes



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Ranking: 2.06 / 54
“I see you’re losing your hair.”
“Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2004    pub.:Feb/10/2004    sent:Jul/20/2006


Ranking: 1.98 / 56
A recently widow says to her friend, “Oh don’t talk to me about lawyers”
“I’ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes whish he hadn’t died….”
#13284    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/11/2004


Ranking: 2.00 / 50
Six packets of mothballs, please,” said an old lady to the chemist.
“But I sold you six packets yesterday.”
“I know, but my aim’s not very good and I keep missing them.”
#13397    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Aug/4/2004


Ranking: 2.08 / 40
An old man is talking to his friends. He says, “I’ve got my health, everything is fine, my mind, knock wood… who’s there?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2006    pub.:Apr/11/2006    sent:Jan/1/2007


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