Category: Elderly Jokes



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Ranking: 2.06 / 54
“I see you’re losing your hair.”
“Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2004    pub.:Feb/10/2004    sent:Jul/20/2006


Ranking: 1.98 / 56
A recently widow says to her friend, “Oh don’t talk to me about lawyers”
“I’ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes whish he hadn’t died….”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/11/2004


Ranking: 2.00 / 51
The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old, "So, Mrs. C., after 50 years of marriage, love tears, babies, grandbabies, birthdays, sicknesses and joys, why now do you want to divorce Mr. C.?" Mrs.C. looked at her husband and then at the judge and replied to the judge, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
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Thanks to: lady law - Tucson - Arizona - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/1999    pub.:Nov/1/1999    sent:Nov/1/1999


Ranking: 2.00 / 50
Six packets of mothballs, please,” said an old lady to the chemist.
“But I sold you six packets yesterday.”
“I know, but my aim’s not very good and I keep missing them.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Aug/4/2004


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