Category: Elderly Jokes



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Ranking: 1.94 / 50
The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old, "So, Mrs. C., after 50 years of marriage, love tears, babies, grandbabies, birthdays, sicknesses and joys, why now do you want to divorce Mr. C.?" Mrs.C. looked at her husband and then at the judge and replied to the judge, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
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Thanks to: lady law - Tucson - Arizona - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/1999    pub.:Nov/1/1999    sent:Nov/1/1999


Ranking: 1.66 / 82
An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt".
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Thanks to: W Charuma - Harare - Zimbabwe
rec.:Nov/30/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001


Ranking: 1.79 / 42
“What are you learning at school now, Sue? Asked her Granny.
“French, German, and we’ve just started Algebra.”
“Really?” said the old lady, impressed. “I used to learn French and German but
I have never heard anyone speak Algebra.”
#7554    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/24/2003    pub.:Jan/24/2003


Ranking: 2.55 / 11
You know you're a senior citizen when every time you leave your house; you have to go back because of something you forget.
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Thanks to: Wiliam . Johnson - Daytona Beach - FL - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2012    pub.:May/28/2013


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