Category: Elderly Jokes



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An old man is talking to his friends. He says, “I’ve got my health, everything is fine, my mind, knock wood… who’s there?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2006    pub.:Apr/11/2006    sent:Jan/1/2007


Ranking: 1.70 / 87
An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt".
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Thanks to: W Charuma - Harare - Zimbabwe
rec.:Nov/30/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001


Ranking: 1.86 / 44
“What are you learning at school now, Sue? Asked her Granny.
“French, German, and we’ve just started Algebra.”
“Really?” said the old lady, impressed. “I used to learn French and German but
I have never heard anyone speak Algebra.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/24/2003    pub.:Jan/24/2003


Ranking: 2.62 / 13
You know you're a senior citizen when every time you leave your house; you have to go back because of something you forget.
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Thanks to: Wiliam . Johnson - Daytona Beach - FL - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2012    pub.:May/28/2013


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