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A guy was standing at the bottom of the stairs listening to the bells. He decided to go up and meet the ringer. So he raced up the many stairs until finally he was standing not three meters away from quazimodo.
In a soft voice he said "can I ring the bells" as the hunchback pushed his head against the bell
"No training is needed or you will be in danger"
The guy replied to this "C'mon please I'll be careful"
"Be very careful"
Minutes went by and he pushed the bell with the might of his hands
"Can I ring the bell with my head? “The guy asked
"NO, TRAINING"
"I can do it"
"Ok don't say you haven't been warned"
Alas on his first heave he lost balance and when the bell swung back it hit him out the window he fell down the tower to his death. Quazimodo raced down the stairs with all possible speed, when he was at the bottom a small crowd had gathered with a policeman examining the body
He yelled to the crowd
"Does anybody know this man?”
Quazimodo then answered
"No, but his face rings a bell"
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Thanks to: Matt - Perth - Western Australia - Australia
rec.:Sep/28/2003    pub.:Sep/29/2003    sent:Dec/14/2003


Ranking: 2.91 / 154
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One and Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/19/2008    pub.:Mar/19/2008    sent:Feb/18/2012


Ranking: 3.09 / 111
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.”
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
#20030    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2009    pub.:Apr/7/2009    sent:Mar/10/2013


Ranking: 2.79 / 179
Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!
#10821    
Thanks to: bridge - Bahamas, The
rec.:Aug/19/2003    pub.:Sep/3/2003    sent:Jun/6/2011


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