A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.
#18758
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2008 pub.:Jan/22/2008 sent:Feb/11/2009
Ranking:
2.95 / 61
Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”
#12712
Thanks to:
Joan Marshall - St. John's - Province of newfoundland - Canada
rec.:Feb/3/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Jul/11/2004
Ranking:
3.44 / 32
The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor! She yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!”
The doctor jumped into action. “Quick,” he said, “We’ve got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!”
#15572
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005 pub.:Jul/28/2005 sent:Sep/8/2005
Ranking:
2.96 / 54
Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?
Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test.
#18144
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Feb/4/2008
