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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.”
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2009    pub.:Apr/7/2009    sent:Mar/10/2013


Ranking: 3.05 / 117
A man was checking into a hotel when he saw a golden retriever sitting on a rug near the hotel elevator. Talking to the man behind the desk, he asked, "Does your dog bite?" The attendant said, "No, he doesn't." But as the man let his hand down to pat the dog, it bit his hand and held on so tightly that the man had to throw him across the room.

Returning to the desk, the man said, "I thought you said that your dog didn't bite." He directed the attendant's attention to the dog, who now had returned to the rug. The attendant simply answered, "My friend that is NOT my dog."
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Thanks to: Dustin Phillips - Indiana - USA.
rec.:Jan/18/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Aug/18/2014


Ranking: 2.79 / 105
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!
#11515    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Oct/6/2008


Ranking: 2.80 / 101
What’s the good part about Alzheimer’s diseased?
You keep meeting new friends.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/7/2010    pub.:Dec/7/2010    sent:Nov/5/2011


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