Category: Entertainment Jokes

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Ranking: 2.87 / 177
A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are not that lonely.”
#16463    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Jun/2/2015


Ranking: 3.05 / 117
A man was checking into a hotel when he saw a golden retriever sitting on a rug near the hotel elevator. Talking to the man behind the desk, he asked, "Does your dog bite?" The attendant said, "No, he doesn't." But as the man let his hand down to pat the dog, it bit his hand and held on so tightly that the man had to throw him across the room.

Returning to the desk, the man said, "I thought you said that your dog didn't bite." He directed the attendant's attention to the dog, who now had returned to the rug. The attendant simply answered, "My friend that is NOT my dog."
#21719    
Thanks to: Dustin Phillips - Indiana - USA.
rec.:Jan/18/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Aug/18/2014


Ranking: 3.54 / 41
The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor! She yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!”
The doctor jumped into action. “Quick,” he said, “We’ve got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!”
#15572    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Sep/8/2005


Ranking: 2.79 / 105
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!
#11515    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Oct/6/2008


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