Category: Entertainment Jokes

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Ranking: 2.73 / 74
Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
#6620    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002


Ranking: 2.76 / 66
A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, “Can I have a muse trap, please? And will you be quick – I’ve a bus to catch.”
“Sorry, ma’am,” said the assistant, “we don’t sell ‘em that big!”
#13299    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Dec/19/2009


Ranking: 2.68 / 72
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him."
"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.
"And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
#379    
Thanks to: Ploppo - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/8/1999    pub.:Jul/8/1999    sent:Jul/8/1999


Ranking: 2.80 / 59
An urgent call was put in for a plumber at noon but he didn’t arrive until 5 hours later. “How is it?” he asked entering the house. “Not so bad,” replied the home owner. “While we were waiting for you to arrive I taught my wife how to swim.”
#20866    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2010    pub.:Feb/2/2010    sent:May/31/2010


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