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A vacationer telephones a seaside hotel to ask where it was. “It’s only a stone’s throw from the beach,” he was told. “How will I recognize it?” asked the man.
“It’s the one with all the broken windows.” Came the reply.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Jul/3/2006


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A man walks into a barber shop and asks; “how much for a hair cut?” The barber said $12.50. The man asks; “and how much for a shave?” The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/11/2007    pub.:Apr/5/2007    sent:Jul/2/2007


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A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn’t seem happy. “What’s wrong?” the friend asked. “You just became a millionaire!” “I know,” he groaned, “But I can’t imagine why I bought that second ticket!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Aug/19/2010


Ranking: 3.02 / 41
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer.
“Well,” replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!”
“What action did you take?’ persisted another officer.
“Why, sir,” replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


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