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Ranking: 2.78 / 51
While eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress t pack the leftovers for their dog. It was then that his young son exclaimed loudly, “Whoopee! We’re going to get a dog.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/24/2002    pub.:Nov/24/2002

Ranking: 2.59 / 68
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. "You must have some idea," she urged as he hesitated. "I have several ideas," he admitted with a smile, "the trouble is that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older because of your intelligence."
Thanks to: Ken Baird - Ajax - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Jun/5/2002    pub.:Aug/24/2002

Ranking: 3.00 / 38
Maurice was known among his friend for the promptness with which he sent his ex-wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason for his rush, he shivered and explained, “I’m afraid that if I ever should fall behind in my payments she might decide to repossess me.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Sep/6/2009

Ranking: 2.75 / 52
woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She wanted to know if the photographer could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head her husband parted his hair on.

"I forgot," she said. "But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat."

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/29/2004    pub.:Mar/29/2004    sent:May/3/2004

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