entertainment jokes

Major Regrets I've Had In 2023:

Spending $250 on that Aaron Rogers Jets jersey.

Buying Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner an early anniversary gift.

Operating a mud bath booth at Burning Man.

Making that World Series bet on the Oakland A's.

The day after the Annual Academy Awards program had aired, my wife and I were riding on the the freeway, when she saw a digital highway information sign which read, "There's no Oscar given for being a lead-foot!"

I quickly responded, "No, but you might get 'slapped' with a ticket!"

At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?

Trick question.

Chuck Norris never loses.