At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. "You must have some idea," she urged as he hesitated. "I have several ideas," he admitted with a smile, "the trouble is that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older because of your intelligence."
#4903
Thanks to:
Ken Baird - Ajax - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Jun/5/2002 pub.:Aug/24/2002
Ranking:
2.66 / 59
There were these two boys, Chris and Joe, who boasted about their fathers’ achievements. One day,
Chris told Joe,"Do you know about the Suez Canal"
Joe,"Ya"
Chris, “My father dug it"
Joe, “That’s nothing! Do you know about the Dead Sea”?
Chris,"Ya"
Joe, “My Father Killed It!!"
#6040
Thanks to:
Chughi - India
rec.:Sep/27/2002 pub.:Dec/19/2002
Ranking:
2.88 / 43
A doctor got a phone call from one of his colleagues. “We need a fourth for poker,” the voice on the phone said. “I’ll be right over,” replied the doctor. As he was putting on his overcoat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” he said gravely. “They’ve had to call in three other doctors as well.”
#18760
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2008 pub.:Jan/22/2008 sent:Dec/26/2009
Ranking:
2.54 / 68
Your mama is sooo fat when she swam in the Atlantic Ocean for 2 minutes, Europe claimed her as a country.
#6253
Thanks to:
Preston Leiss - dickinson - north dakota - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2002 pub.:Jan/13/2003
