Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure,” she replied. “Run for president.”
#21393
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010 pub.:Sep/1/2010 sent:Dec/17/2010
Ranking:
2.65 / 48
A lady walked into a boutique and asked the sales lady "May I try on that cute dress in the window?"
The sales lady replied; "Sure, but wouldn’t you be more comfortable in a dressing room?"
#13691
Thanks to:
d16alia - scarborough - north amarica - Canada
rec.:Jul/12/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Nov/8/2004
Ranking:
2.55 / 55
Q. What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
A. Don’t look now am changing!
#2158
Thanks to:
paprika - london - uk - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/22/2001 pub.:Dec/5/2001
Ranking:
2.57 / 53
The vocalist was practicing in the church with all the windows open.
As she stepped outside what a whiff of fresh air, she noticed the gardener trimming the shrubs. “How did you like my execution?” she asked.
The gardener without turning to look at her said, “I’m in favor of it.”
#15399
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005 pub.:Jun/24/2005 sent:Aug/29/2006
