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Ranking: 2.66 / 41
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/29/2004    pub.:Mar/29/2004    sent:Jun/5/2004


Ranking: 2.54 / 48
Confucius say: “Beans in sandy soil causes Dust in the Wind”
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Thanks to: Antoine - Haliburton - ON - Canada
rec.:Mar/21/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Sep/26/2008


Ranking: 2.46 / 54
One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Sep/17/2004


Ranking: 2.38 / 61
Tom, Dick and Harry were traveling in the desert. Arriving at a small village they could find nowhere to sleep but a strange inn whose landlord, though willing to take them in for the night, would offer only a bed of fire, a bed of nails, and a bed of fleas.
In the morning, they compared notes over breakfast. The bed of fire was awful,” said Tom. “Very uncomfortable. I didn’t sleep a wink, and I’m scorched all over.”
“I had a bad night, too,” said Dick. “That bed of nails was dreadful. I’m covered with holes.”
“I slept fine,” declared Harry. “My bed of fleas was no trouble at all. I just killed one flea and all the rest went to the funeral!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002


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