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A frantic woman had dialed 911.
“Police, fire, or ambulance?” asked the operator.
“I want a vet!” demanded the panic-stricken woman.
“A vet?” said the operator in surprise.
“What for?”
“To open by bulldog’s jaws.”
“But why did you call 911?”
“There’s a burglar in them.”

#13286    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Jan/3/2007


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A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said. “That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.”
“Fine, I need a new garage door.”
#19995    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Sep/10/2009


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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
#13130    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/29/2004    pub.:Mar/29/2004    sent:Jun/5/2004


Ranking: 2.54 / 48
Confucius say: “Beans in sandy soil causes Dust in the Wind”
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Thanks to: Antoine - Haliburton - ON - Canada
rec.:Mar/21/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Sep/26/2008


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