Category: Entertainment Jokes

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Ranking: 2.25 / 72
A little old lady was among a group at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.
Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. “What on earth,” she inquired of the artist standing nearby, “is that?” He smiled condescendingly. “That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.” “Well, then” snapped the little old lady, “Why isn’t it?”
#18952    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/19/2008    pub.:Mar/19/2008    sent:Sep/7/2008


Ranking: 2.32 / 63
One friend to another “I think my wife is trying to tell me something,” “She keeps wrapping my sandwiches in a road map!”
#12619    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Feb/21/2004


Ranking: 2.29 / 66
A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning,” said the caller,
“I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions.
Occupation?”
“Homemaker,” replied the woman.
“Husband’s occupation?”
“Manufacturer.”
“Children?”
“No,” said the woman. “Dresses.”
#10334    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/18/2003


Ranking: 2.36 / 56
A woman at a department store ask a clerk: Will you help me out, please?
“Certainly, just go through that door” replied the clerk.
#19602    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2008    pub.:Oct/29/2008    sent:Feb/7/2010


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