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Ranking: 2.29 / 66
A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning,” said the caller,
“I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions.
“Homemaker,” replied the woman.
“Husband’s occupation?”
“No,” said the woman. “Dresses.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/18/2003

Ranking: 2.36 / 56
A woman at a department store ask a clerk: Will you help me out, please?
“Certainly, just go through that door” replied the clerk.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2008    pub.:Oct/29/2008    sent:Feb/7/2010

Ranking: 2.32 / 60
Bob goes with his friend, a comedian, to a comedian's meeting. When they get there, one of the men stands up and shouts out "34!” and all the other comedians laugh hysterically. Bob turns to his friend and says "I don't get what was so funny!” and his friend explains to him that the Comedians' Guild has assigned each joke a number to make them easier to tell.
All through dinner, the members of the Guild stand up and say numbers, and every time, everyone laughs, so Bob decides to give it a try. He stands up, and shouts out his favorite number: "54!" Dead silence.
Bob turns to his friend and asks "What did I do wrong? When ever you do it, they laugh!" And his friend answered, "You didn't tell it well."
Thanks to: Jeeves - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/5/2002    pub.:Oct/8/2002

Ranking: 2.50 / 44
The moving man was struggling to get a large bureau up the stairs.
“Why don’t you get Tom to help you?” Asked the moving foreman, to which the man answered, “Tom is inside carrying the clothes.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Aug/29/2004

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