Category: Holiday Jokes
Ranking: 1.91 / 92
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door?
A. Because it soot’s him!
Thanks to: galina - irvine - california - USA.
rec.:Jun/27/2004 pub.:Jul/21/2004 sent:Dec/24/2008
Ranking: 1.67 / 114
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
Don't "gobble" me up!
Thanks to: makayla - granite city - IL - USA.
rec.:Mar/11/2006 pub.:Apr/4/2006 sent:Nov/23/2006