Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.54 / 568

Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

#1541

Thanks to: Connor - Albuquerque - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Oct/2/2001 pub.:Oct/3/2001 sent:Mar/15/2006

Ranking: 3.85 / 277

Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.

#181

Thanks to: Sarah - Brookhaven - Mississippi - USA.
rec.:Nov/19/1998 pub.:Nov/19/1998 sent:Jan/7/2008

Ranking: 3.37 / 502

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

#2772

Thanks to: ryan - Venezuela
rec.:Jan/6/2002 pub.:Jan/12/2002 sent:Jul/19/2008

Ranking: 3.40 / 342

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

#6316

Thanks to: kelly - victoria - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Mar/6/2010

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