Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.23 / 107
Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fat?
Thanks to: Annoymus - USA.
rec.:Sep/22/2009 pub.:Nov/30/2009 sent:Apr/23/2013
Ranking: 3.33 / 93
There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering
Thanks to: sancho10 - USA.
rec.:Dec/21/2002 pub.:Apr/16/2003 sent:Jan/26/2013
Ranking: 3.30 / 97
Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:May/9/2004
Ranking: 3.08 / 131
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!
Thanks to: j farnsworth - dover - delaware - USA.
rec.:Jan/7/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Jan/31/2013