Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.29 / 98
Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."
Thanks to: Joseph - USA.
rec.:Mar/26/2006 pub.:Apr/6/2006 sent:Dec/6/2007
Ranking: 3.13 / 121
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. Iíll take two of them.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:May/11/2014
Ranking: 2.67 / 261
Whatís worse than finding a worm in your apple?†
Half a worm.
Thanks to: Kenny - New York - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2001 pub.:Aug/3/2001 sent:Mar/19/2010
Ranking: 2.86 / 177
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001 pub.:Jun/11/2001 sent:Jun/11/2001