Category: One Liners Jokes
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Ranking:
3.15 / 102
 
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. I’ll take two of them.
#10233
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:Jul/7/2012 |
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Ranking:
3.05 / 118
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
#15017
Thanks to:
Anonymous
rec.:Apr/8/2005 pub.:Apr/8/2005 sent:Nov/27/2012 |
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Ranking:
2.58 / 280
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny
#79
Thanks to:
Katherine S.
rec.:Jun/23/1998 pub.:Jun/23/1998 sent:Nov/9/2009 |
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Ranking:
3.06 / 115
Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?
Great food but no Atmosphere.
#4521
Thanks to:
Paul Kelley - Ferndale - Wa. - USA.
rec.:May/13/2002 pub.:Jul/6/2002 |
