Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.88 / 192
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!
Thanks to: Anonymous - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2002 pub.:Oct/2/2002 sent:Dec/8/2013
Ranking: 3.29 / 98
Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."
Thanks to: Joseph - USA.
rec.:Mar/26/2006 pub.:Apr/6/2006 sent:Dec/6/2007
Ranking: 2.89 / 183
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001 pub.:Jun/11/2001 sent:May/20/2015
Ranking: 3.11 / 124
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. I’ll take two of them.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:May/11/2014