Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.88 / 192
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!
#5123    
Thanks to: Anonymous - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002    sent:Dec/8/2013


Ranking: 3.29 / 98
Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."
#16619    
Thanks to: Joseph - USA.
rec.:Mar/26/2006    pub.:Apr/6/2006    sent:Dec/6/2007


Ranking: 2.89 / 183
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
#1054    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001    pub.:Jun/11/2001    sent:May/20/2015


Ranking: 3.11 / 124
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. I’ll take two of them.
#10233    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003    pub.:Jun/24/2003    sent:May/11/2014


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