Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.29 / 98
Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."
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Thanks to: Joseph - USA.
rec.:Mar/26/2006    pub.:Apr/6/2006    sent:Dec/6/2007


Ranking: 2.89 / 183
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
#1054    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001    pub.:Jun/11/2001    sent:May/20/2015


Ranking: 2.92 / 166
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
#4217    
Thanks to: Jackie - USA.
rec.:Apr/22/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Apr/19/2015


Ranking: 3.21 / 104
Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009    pub.:Dec/4/2009    sent:Oct/18/2014


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