Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 3.13 / 119
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. Iíll take two of them.
#10233    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003    pub.:Jun/24/2003    sent:May/11/2014


Ranking: 2.67 / 261
Whatís worse than finding a worm in your apple?†
Half a worm.
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Thanks to: Kenny - New York - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2001    pub.:Aug/3/2001    sent:Mar/19/2010


Ranking: 2.86 / 177
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
#1054    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001    pub.:Jun/11/2001    sent:Jun/11/2001


Ranking: 3.04 / 131
A bicycle canít stand on its own because itís two tired.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/8/2005    pub.:Apr/8/2005    sent:Jul/9/2014


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