Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.06 / 133
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/8/2005 pub.:Apr/8/2005 sent:Jul/9/2014
Ranking: 2.92 / 166
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Thanks to: Jackie - USA.
rec.:Apr/22/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002 sent:Apr/19/2015
Ranking: 3.21 / 104
Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009 pub.:Dec/4/2009 sent:Oct/18/2014
Ranking: 2.83 / 186
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses "windows".
Thanks to: Stephanie Masten - Silver City - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2002 pub.:Dec/28/2002 sent:Dec/4/2014