Category: One Liners Jokes



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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/8/2005    pub.:Apr/8/2005    sent:Jul/9/2014


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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/11/2001    pub.:Jun/11/2001    sent:Jun/11/2001


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A man is incomplete until he is married… then he is finished.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005    pub.:Jun/28/2005    sent:Apr/15/2014


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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses "windows".
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Thanks to: Stephanie Masten - Silver City - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2002    pub.:Dec/28/2002    sent:Dec/4/2014


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