Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.68 / 263
Whatís worse than finding a worm in your apple?†
Half a worm.
#1107    
Thanks to: Kenny - New York - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2001    pub.:Aug/3/2001    sent:Mar/19/2010


Ranking: 3.10 / 123
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. Iíll take two of them.
#10233    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003    pub.:Jun/24/2003    sent:May/11/2014


Ranking: 3.05 / 132
A bicycle canít stand on its own because itís two tired.
#15017    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/8/2005    pub.:Apr/8/2005    sent:Jul/9/2014


Ranking: 3.01 / 137
A man is incomplete until he is marriedÖ then he is finished.
#15432    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005    pub.:Jun/28/2005    sent:Apr/15/2014


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