Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.06 / 133
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
#15017    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/8/2005    pub.:Apr/8/2005    sent:Jul/9/2014


Ranking: 2.92 / 166
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
#4217    
Thanks to: Jackie - USA.
rec.:Apr/22/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Apr/19/2015


Ranking: 3.21 / 104
Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”
#20663    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009    pub.:Dec/4/2009    sent:Oct/18/2014


Ranking: 2.83 / 186
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses "windows".
#6156    
Thanks to: Stephanie Masten - Silver City - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2002    pub.:Dec/28/2002    sent:Dec/4/2014


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