Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.76 / 85

Q. Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
A. Retail store!

#5916

Thanks to: Sara - Lowell - MA - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2002 pub.:Dec/3/2002

Ranking: 2.67 / 98

What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey bud, when do you open?

#10230

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:Jan/28/2008

Ranking: 2.73 / 89

Is the the sun in my eyes or did you just smile at me?

#5585

Thanks to: Andrea - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2002 pub.:Nov/8/2002

Ranking: 2.92 / 66

Bumper sticker: "Last Christmas I got a new rifle for my wife. Good trade, don't you think?"

#17931

Thanks to: K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2007 pub.:Apr/30/2007 sent:Dec/11/2008

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