Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.72 / 79
Two gold fish are in a tank one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Thanks to: *Saydi* - Illinois - USA.
rec.:Aug/4/2008 pub.:Aug/7/2008 sent:Nov/11/2008
Ranking: 2.77 / 73
Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!
Thanks to: Kelsey - Canada
rec.:Sep/8/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Dec/6/2004
Ranking: 2.91 / 57
Some people have no respect for age unless it’s bottled.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/31/2010 pub.:Mar/31/2010 sent:Jul/20/2010
Ranking: 2.34 / 151
Excuse me, I'm lost, May I go home with you?
Thanks to: Amoeba - USA.
rec.:Oct/1/2002 pub.:Dec/19/2002 sent:Jun/19/2008