Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.06 / 352
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
Thanks to: Allison D.
rec.:Feb/13/1999 pub.:Feb/13/1999 sent:May/4/2008
Ranking: 2.92 / 59
I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.
Thanks to: C.J. Posley - Dover - Delaware - USA.
Ranking: 2.77 / 73
Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!
Thanks to: Kelsey - Canada
rec.:Sep/8/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Dec/6/2004
Ranking: 2.91 / 57
Some people have no respect for age unless it’s bottled.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/31/2010 pub.:Mar/31/2010 sent:Jul/20/2010