Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.61 / 83
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2001 pub.:May/21/2001 sent:Nov/3/2007
Ranking: 2.74 / 68
Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.
Thanks to: Kanita Nandhavan - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Dec/4/2007
Ranking: 2.79 / 62
As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
Thanks to: Chuckles - Hamersville - Oh - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2008 pub.:Jul/14/2008 sent:Aug/9/2008