Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 3.04 / 45
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/6/2004    pub.:May/6/2004    sent:Jun/26/2004


Ranking: 2.61 / 83
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2001    pub.:May/21/2001    sent:Nov/3/2007


Ranking: 3.07 / 43
1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.
2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.
3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.
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Thanks to: Ryan - Canada
rec.:Apr/18/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 2.74 / 68
Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.
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Thanks to: Kanita Nandhavan - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Dec/4/2007


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