Category: One Liners Jokes
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Ranking:
2.71 / 70
 
Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!
#13896
Thanks to:
Kelsey - Canada
rec.:Sep/8/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Dec/6/2004 |
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Ranking:
2.79 / 62
As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
#19270
Thanks to:
Chuckles - Hamersville - Oh - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2008 pub.:Jul/14/2008 sent:Aug/9/2008 |
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Ranking:
2.73 / 67
Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.
#18202
Thanks to:
Kanita Nandhavan - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Dec/4/2007 |
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Ranking:
2.92 / 50
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
#832
Thanks to:
Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Sep/25/2000 pub.:Sep/25/2000 sent:Sep/25/2000 |
