Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.61 / 83
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.
#1036    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2001    pub.:May/21/2001    sent:Nov/3/2007


Ranking: 3.07 / 43
1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.
2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.
3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.
#9110    
Thanks to: Ryan - Canada
rec.:Apr/18/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 2.83 / 58
My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.
#21043    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:Jul/23/2010


Ranking: 2.64 / 76
Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.
#11554    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Dec/20/2003


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