Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 2.83 / 58
My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.
#21043    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:Jul/23/2010


Ranking: 3.31 / 32
Why did the potato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing
#217    
Thanks to: Mayor Daley
rec.:Jan/1/1999    pub.:Jan/1/1999    sent:Jan/1/1999


Ranking: 2.64 / 76
Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.
#11554    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Dec/20/2003


Ranking: 2.55 / 89
Q: What does a cannibal use for a menu?
A: A phone book
#4764    
Thanks to: John Becker - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:May/27/2002    pub.:Aug/4/2002


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