Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.61 / 83
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2001 pub.:May/21/2001 sent:Nov/3/2007
Ranking: 2.83 / 58
My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010 pub.:Apr/20/2010 sent:Jul/23/2010
Ranking: 3.31 / 32
Why did the potato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
Thanks to: Mayor Daley
rec.:Jan/1/1999 pub.:Jan/1/1999 sent:Jan/1/1999