Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 2.64 / 76
Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.
#11554    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Dec/20/2003


Ranking: 2.55 / 89
Q: What does a cannibal use for a menu?
A: A phone book
#4764    
Thanks to: John Becker - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:May/27/2002    pub.:Aug/4/2002


Ranking: 2.76 / 63

As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
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Thanks to: Chuckles - Hamersville - Oh - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2008    pub.:Jul/14/2008    sent:Aug/9/2008


Ranking: 2.92 / 50
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.
#832    
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Sep/25/2000    pub.:Sep/25/2000    sent:Sep/25/2000


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