Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.44 / 25

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

#10232

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003

Ranking: 2.51 / 82

Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Very large hands!!

#12040

Thanks to: Zach Rogers - Booyal - Qld - Australia
rec.:Dec/1/2003 pub.:Jan/14/2004 sent:Jan/30/2004

Ranking: 2.57 / 70

Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Pull their chairs away!

#528

Thanks to: Neil - London - Kent - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/15/1999 pub.:Dec/15/1999 sent:Dec/15/1999

Ranking: 2.29 / 116

Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh

#1442

Thanks to: bin laden - cambridge - Afghanistan
rec.:Sep/20/2001 pub.:Sep/23/2001

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