Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 2.65 / 69
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.
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Thanks to: Inge - Free State - South Africa
rec.:Mar/23/2010    pub.:Mar/24/2010    sent:May/1/2011


Ranking: 2.36 / 114
Boy: Do you have fever?

Girl: No, why?

Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
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Thanks to: Josh Stroud - Hector - Arkansas - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


Ranking: 3.44 / 25
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003    pub.:Jun/24/2003


Ranking: 2.75 / 56
"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Mar/29/2004


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