Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.37 / 115
Boy: Do you have fever?

Girl: No, why?

Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
#3919    
Thanks to: Josh Stroud - Hector - Arkansas - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


Ranking: 2.83 / 53
Confusius say,man who lives in glass house must dress in basement.
#3082    
Thanks to: netshark - USA.
rec.:Jan/29/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002


Ranking: 2.54 / 83
Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Very large hands!!
#12040    
Thanks to: Zach Rogers - Booyal - Qld - Australia
rec.:Dec/1/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Jan/30/2004


Ranking: 3.41 / 27
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
#10232    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003    pub.:Jun/24/2003


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