Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.65 / 69
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.
Thanks to: Inge - Free State - South Africa
rec.:Mar/23/2010 pub.:Mar/24/2010 sent:May/1/2011
Ranking: 2.33 / 120
Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh
Thanks to: bin laden - cambridge - Afghanistan
Ranking: 2.61 / 71
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Pull their chairs away!
Thanks to: Neil - London - Kent - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/15/1999 pub.:Dec/15/1999 sent:Dec/15/1999
Ranking: 2.58 / 73
Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!
Thanks to: Pamela Carmon - Reno - Nevada - USA.
rec.:Sep/29/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:Jan/16/2005