Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.30 / 117
Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh
Thanks to: bin laden - cambridge - Afghanistan
Ranking: 2.56 / 71
Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!
Thanks to: Pamela Carmon - Reno - Nevada - USA.
rec.:Sep/29/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:Jan/16/2005
Ranking: 2.57 / 70
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Pull their chairs away!
Thanks to: Neil - London - Kent - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/15/1999 pub.:Dec/15/1999 sent:Dec/15/1999
Ranking: 2.21 / 137
Q:HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE?
A:PUT A LITTLE BOOGI IN IT
Thanks to: nicole bowie - kirkwood - ny - USA.