Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.65 / 69
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.
#20973    
Thanks to: Inge - Free State - South Africa
rec.:Mar/23/2010    pub.:Mar/24/2010    sent:May/1/2011


Ranking: 2.33 / 120
Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh
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Thanks to: bin laden - cambridge - Afghanistan
rec.:Sep/20/2001    pub.:Sep/23/2001


Ranking: 2.61 / 71
Q: How do you make a bandstand? 
A: Pull their chairs away!
#528    
Thanks to: Neil - London - Kent - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/15/1999    pub.:Dec/15/1999    sent:Dec/15/1999


Ranking: 2.58 / 73
Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!
#13962    
Thanks to: Pamela Carmon - Reno - Nevada - USA.
rec.:Sep/29/2004    pub.:Oct/14/2004    sent:Jan/16/2005


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