Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.27 / 133
Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Thanks to: Duane Engel - Guyton - GA - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2007 pub.:Dec/29/2007 sent:Jul/9/2008
Ranking: 3.86 / 63
A clear conscience is the sign of bad memory
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 3.13 / 163
Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.
Thanks to: shuchi - mumbai - maharastra - India
Ranking: 3.70 / 71
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."
Thanks to: jigar bhatt - dhanbad - jharkhand - India