Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 3.17 / 169
Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.
#3599    
Thanks to: shuchi - mumbai - maharastra - India
rec.:Mar/9/2002    pub.:Mar/9/2002


Ranking: 2.84 / 293
Confucius say: "Man cannot exchange woman of forty for two twenties…"
#452    
Thanks to: Bottleblond *peroxide advertiser* Gauteng - Johannesburg - South Africa
rec.:Sep/26/1999    pub.:Sep/26/1999    sent:Jun/8/2003


Ranking: 3.26 / 139
Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
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Thanks to: Duane Engel - Guyton - GA - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2007    pub.:Dec/29/2007    sent:Jul/9/2008


Ranking: 3.72 / 75
The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU.
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Thanks to: Jim - Wichita Falls - Texas - USA.
rec.:Jun/13/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Jan/24/2010


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