Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.27 / 133

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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Thanks to: Duane Engel - Guyton - GA - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2007 pub.:Dec/29/2007 sent:Jul/9/2008

Ranking: 3.86 / 63

A clear conscience is the sign of bad memory

#10231

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003

Ranking: 3.13 / 163

Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.

#3599

Thanks to: shuchi - mumbai - maharastra - India
rec.:Mar/9/2002 pub.:Mar/9/2002

Ranking: 3.70 / 71

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

#7366

Thanks to: jigar bhatt - dhanbad - jharkhand - India
rec.:Jan/13/2003 pub.:May/7/2003

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