Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.17 / 170
Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.
Thanks to: shuchi - mumbai - maharastra - India
Ranking: 2.84 / 293
Confucius say: "Man cannot exchange woman of forty for two twenties…"
Thanks to: Bottleblond *peroxide advertiser* Gauteng - Johannesburg - South Africa
rec.:Sep/26/1999 pub.:Sep/26/1999 sent:Jun/8/2003
Ranking: 3.26 / 139
Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Thanks to: Duane Engel - Guyton - GA - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2007 pub.:Dec/29/2007 sent:Jul/9/2008
Ranking: 3.72 / 75
The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU.
Thanks to: Jim - Wichita Falls - Texas - USA.
rec.:Jun/13/2009 pub.:Jun/25/2009 sent:Jan/24/2010