Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.26 / 141
Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
#18686    
Thanks to: Duane Engel - Guyton - GA - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2007    pub.:Dec/29/2007    sent:Jul/9/2008


Ranking: 3.48 / 103
If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.
#21606    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/7/2010    pub.:Dec/7/2010    sent:Feb/27/2013


Ranking: 3.31 / 122
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
#10203    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003    pub.:Jun/24/2003    sent:Oct/8/2004


Ranking: 3.37 / 110
Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely
#12618    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Aug/17/2014


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