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Category: Business Jokes
Ranking: 2.83 / 131
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places.
Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load?
I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil.
Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal?
Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
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Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - São Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Jul/18/2014


Category: Farmer Jokes
Ranking: 1.73 / 45
A corny talk on the farm...
Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? Let us be best friends?
And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
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Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - São Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Jan/5/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014


Ranking: 2.56 / 45
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.
#23883    
Thanks to: Julia Smith - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014


Ranking: 2.26 / 27
I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
#23884    
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/10/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014


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