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Ranking: 3.25 / 4
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was quite tense.
#24462    
Thanks to: Moximas - Ocean Grove - NJ - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015


Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 3
A man visited the doctor.
" Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the time.
"Please undress so I can examine you, " said the doctor picking up a long pole with a brass hook on the end.
"My goodness doctor what are you going to do with that!" yelled the man.
The doctor smiled and said: I’m just going to open the window up there.
#24440    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/6/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015


Ranking: 3.00 / 3
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A: The tromBONE
#24463    
Thanks to: Moximas - Ocean Grove - NJ - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015


Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 4.40 / 5
Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, "Connor, you know that guy Trump who is running for President?" Connor says, “I do Sean, I do." "Well", says Sean, "The next time he gets up to talk, I'd like to see someone throw a shoe at his head". "Now, now, you know you're not supposed to wish harm on anyone", says Connor. "Oh!” says Sean, "I'm not wishing him harm, and I just want to see Donald duck."
#24457    
Thanks to: Gene Manley - Pasadena - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015


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