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Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.

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#24146    
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014    pub.:Oct/29/2014


Ranking: 3.00 / 3
Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says "jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away". Jack says “that won't work, we need to play dead". They both ask Gary “what do we do?" There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them.
#24226    
Thanks to: Michael - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2014    pub.:Oct/29/2014


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.04 / 52
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves.
You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal!
Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?
I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help!
#23861    
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - São Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Oct/22/2014


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.63 / 19
Did you hear about the elephant who was always left out of things and thus felt irrelephant?
#23887    
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/13/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014


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