The last 50 jokes entered
Ranking: 2.47 / 32
A man and a woman are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, the woman got something stuck in her throat, causing her to choke. The man rushes outside, cuts a limb off a tree and whacks the woman across the back with it, dislodging the object in her throat. The headline in the paper read "Man gives woman the hemlock maneuver"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean(Ottawa) - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Aug/14/2013 pub.:Sep/10/2013 sent:Oct/3/2013
Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 2.03 / 36
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a shot, barely missing the man's head. The man gets up, says thank you, and leaves a tip.
Why the tip and thank you; “because the man had the hiccups.”
Thanks to: Iza - Tucson - AZ - USA.
rec.:Aug/25/2013 pub.:Sep/10/2013 sent:Sep/22/2013
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.11 / 35
Two snails went to an auto race. There were twenty six cars, so instead of numbers the cars were identified by letters from A to Z. As the race started, the S car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Thanks to: D. Mallik - Ohio - USA.
Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 3.33 / 51
A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun to shoot, but then lowered his gun saying "I am not sure that is a duck."
The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it's a duck, but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."
The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky. He turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that was a duck."
Thanks to: Barry Foster - Indianapolis - Indiana - USA.
rec.:Jul/24/2013 pub.:Aug/1/2013 sent:Oct/5/2013