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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.14 / 63
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats donít hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves.
You donít understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal!
Cats arenít like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?
Iím Josephineís parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - S„o Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Oct/22/2014

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.56 / 34
Did you hear about the elephant who was always left out of things and thus felt irrelephant?
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/13/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Dec/15/2014

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.57 / 28
What do you call a group of musical pigs?
An oinkestra!
Thanks to: Aimee - USA.
rec.:Jan/13/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Apr/29/2015

Category: Golf Jokes
Ranking: 2.63 / 40
Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/17/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Jul/7/2014

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