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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.70 / 30
What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
“Mmmm, sandwiches!”
#23679    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Jan/21/2014


Ranking: 3.59 / 54
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other; “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Feb/12/2014


Category: Airplane Jokes
Ranking: 3.08 / 40
It was dinner time on a British Airways flight from London to New York. As the flight attendant moved down the plane, she asked one of the passengers: “Would you like dinner?” “What are my choices?” asked the passenger. “Yes or No,” replied the attendant
#23677    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013


Category: Airplane Jokes
Ranking: 3.11 / 47
An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a business man “Would you like a drink? “Why not?” he replied unkindly “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Jan/3/2014


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