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Category: Police Jokes
Ranking: 1.30 / 37
Some years ago a local jewelry store donated a set of four time zone clocks to my hometown Police Department in Maywood, NJ.
The first week all four clocks ran fine. On Monday the weekly test of the building generator was conducted.. The eastern, central and western clocks ran perfectly. While the mountain zone clock ran backwards.
The problem continued. Needless to say, "the time" was always in question.
Thanks to: Harry Kuhles - The Woodlands, - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/16/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Jan/20/2015

Category: Scifi Jokes
Ranking: 1.84 / 31
How can this be? Scientists say the world began with a Big Bang 13 billion years ago. All mankind got hit on the back of the head, and now astronomers see stars Millions of Light years away.
Thanks to: Louis Matte - Prince George - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Nov/22/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Dec/26/2013

Category: Scifi Jokes
Ranking: 2.40 / 30
A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”.
Thanks to: Carlos Lincoln Marks - Argentina
rec.:Oct/24/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Oct/29/2014

Category: Farmer Jokes
Ranking: 2.69 / 29
Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the put them on a layaway plan!
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Nov/27/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Feb/1/2014

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