The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.11 / 9
Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 3.08 / 12
Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?
Thanks to: Joe G - Johnson City - TN - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2012 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:May/24/2013
Ranking: 3.14 / 7
"Well, I finaly retired my old car", said the old man. His pal ask, "Did you junk it or trade it in?" "Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it."
Thanks to: Ray Howard - USA.
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.12 / 17
A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son.
A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he's doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that’s END-STINK.
Thanks to: El Cass - Smithfield - Va - USA.