The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 3.25 / 4
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was quite tense.
Thanks to: Moximas - Ocean Grove - NJ - USA.
Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 4.40 / 5
Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, "Connor, you know that guy Trump who is running for President?" Connor says, “I do Sean, I do." "Well", says Sean, "The next time he gets up to talk, I'd like to see someone throw a shoe at his head". "Now, now, you know you're not supposed to wish harm on anyone", says Connor. "Oh!” says Sean, "I'm not wishing him harm, and I just want to see Donald duck."
Thanks to: Gene Manley - Pasadena - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2015 pub.:Aug/27/2015 sent:Sep/9/2015
Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 3
I really like selling on E-Bay. Last month I sold my Homing Pigeons eight times!
Thanks to: Joseph Holler - Allentown - Pennsylvania - USA.
Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
Ranking: 2.86 / 7
Conversations with Inanimate Objects:
"You never did love me! You only want me for my money!" - Your ATM Card
"I can see right through you!" - X-ray machine
Conversation in the kitchen:
Refrigerator: (to microwave) "You're hot!"
Microwave: "I know. And you're not!"
Vacuum cleaner: "Geez, that's cold! Brr.."
Refrigerator: (to vacuum cleaner) "Shut up, you suck! Go and eat my dust!"
Thanks to: Nel Avila - Cebu - Central Visayas - Philippines
rec.:Jul/16/2015 pub.:Aug/9/2015 sent:Sep/12/2015