The last 50 jokes entered
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Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
Ranking:
2.20 / 69
A man gave the waiter his order, "Black coffee, no cream"
The waiter came back and apologized, "I'm sorry, we're out of cream. Would you take your coffee without milk?"
#21110
Thanks to:
Marshall Woolner - Gresham - Oregon - USA.
rec.:May/4/2010 pub.:Jun/2/2010 sent:Jun/13/2010 |
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Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
Ranking:
2.58 / 52
A tribal farmer watching a Tarzan movie rushed out of the hall the moment a tiger appeared on screen, advancing menacingly towards the audience.
The gatekeeper trying to stop him argued that it's only a movie, to which the tribal replied: “I know it’s a movie, you also know it is, but does the tiger know"?
#21126
Thanks to:
C.P.VIJAYAN - CALICUT - KERALA - India
rec.:May/12/2010 pub.:Jun/2/2010 sent:Jun/12/2010 |
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Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking:
2.75 / 52
Its Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. “What the hell is that?” the customer asks.
“It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park.” He replied.
#21197
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010 pub.:Jun/2/2010 sent:Jul/19/2010 |
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Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking:
1.75 / 16
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!”
“Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator.”
#21198
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010 pub.:Jun/2/2010 |



