The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.19 / 31
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?
Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014 pub.:Dec/10/2014 sent:Jan/31/2015
Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
Ranking: 1.62 / 37
Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says "jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away". Jack says “that won't work, we need to play dead". They both ask Gary “what do we do?" There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them.
Thanks to: Michael - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2014 pub.:Oct/29/2014 sent:Dec/21/2014
Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 3.22 / 27
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.
From Readers Digest
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014 pub.:Oct/29/2014 sent:Jan/1/1900
Category: Golf Jokes
Ranking: 2.56 / 39
Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/17/2014 pub.:Jan/24/2014 sent:Jul/7/2014