The last 50 jokes entered

Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.

Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?

"Well, I finaly retired my old car", said the old man. His pal ask, "Did you junk it or trade it in?" "Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it."

A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son.
A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he's doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that’s END-STINK.