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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.13 / 8
Am I a polar bear?
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son
polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned
to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100%
polar bear." Why do you ask? I’m Freezing!! replied the his son





#24385    
Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.75 / 8
Mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language".
#24388    
Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015    sent:Sep/3/2015


Category: Computer Jokes
Ranking: 2.13 / 23
John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.
#24404    
Thanks to: Joseph Bond - Australia
rec.:Apr/27/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015    sent:Jul/27/2015


Ranking: 4.20 / 5
One math book says to the other, "you think you got problems, you're just algebra, I'm advanced calculus."
#24397    
Thanks to: Michael Murphy - Canada
rec.:Apr/17/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


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