The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.06 / 17
Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!
Thanks to: Temi - USA.
rec.:Jan/10/2014 pub.:Jan/24/2014 sent:Feb/5/2014
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.88 / 8
Watson came excitedly to Sherlock Holmes place and told him his dog had swallowed his ring. Sherlock told Watson "Don't worry. He will pass it eventually". Watson replies "Thank you very much, Sherlock". Sherlock says to Watson."It's alimentary, my dear Watson"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
Category: Knock-Knock Jokes
Ranking: 3.30 / 10
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Thanks to: Vince McDonall - Sydney - NSW - Australia
Category: Female Jokes
Ranking: 2.08 / 26
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil