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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.13 / 62
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats donít hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves.
You donít understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal!
Cats arenít like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?
Iím Josephineís parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help!
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Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - S„o Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Oct/22/2014


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.48 / 33
Did you hear about the elephant who was always left out of things and thus felt irrelephant?
#23887    
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/13/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Dec/15/2014


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.42 / 19
What do you call a group of musical pigs?
An oinkestra!
#23889    
Thanks to: Aimee - USA.
rec.:Jan/13/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014


Ranking: 3.32 / 28
Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!
#23885    
Thanks to: Temi - USA.
rec.:Jan/10/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Feb/5/2014


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