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Category: Sport Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 7
It was only her second date with a diehard baseball fan, and Sally was a little nervous. It was her fault they arrived at the ballpark a full hour after the game had started. Taking her seat, Sally glanced up at the scoreboard. It was a tight pitcher’s battle, bottom of the fifth, 0-0. “Look, John,” she exclaimed with relief, “we haven’t missed a thing.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/26/2015    pub.:Sep/26/2015    sent:Oct/12/2015

Category: Kid Jokes
Ranking: 4.00 / 7
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” “Without, of course.”
“Well, then, he said nothing.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/26/2015    pub.:Sep/26/2015    sent:Oct/7/2015

Ranking: 4.30 / 10
A tired traveler decided to find a hotel for the night. He stumbled to the front desk and said to the clerk, “Pardon me, I’m exhausted, I’ve been driving for fourteen hours, I’m hungry, and I have a headache. Can you just tell me what room I’m in?”
“Certainly, sir,” the helpful clerk replied. “You are in the lobby.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/26/2015    pub.:Sep/26/2015    sent:Oct/4/2015

Ranking: 2.20 / 10
A woman stopped at a historic old hotel and asked the desk clerk for the room rates. “A room on the first floor is none hundred and fifty dollars; on the second floor, one hundred and forty dollars, and on the third floor, one hundred and thirty dollars.”
The woman turned to leave. “Don’t you like the accommodations?” asked the clerk.
“Oh, yes, it’s great,” replied the woman. “It just isn’t tall enough.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/26/2015    pub.:Sep/26/2015    sent:Oct/5/2015

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