The last 50 jokes entered
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Category: Little Johnny Jokes
Ranking:
2.67 / 6
Little Johnny is in art class. The art teacher asks, “what are you drawing?" Johnny answers, “a cow eating grass," "where's the grass?" "The cow ate it!" "Oh... what about the cow?" "She ran away!"
#23030
Thanks to:
bob bob - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 |
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Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking:
2.91 / 33
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
#22900
Thanks to:
Stan - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jun/2/2013 |
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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking:
2.25 / 12
How do dogs communicate in the modern world?
P-mail And how do they tweet? Wee-mail
#22970
Thanks to:
Paula Wynburne - Belfast - Northern Ireland - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/21/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 |
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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking:
3.55 / 11
A man goes into a pet shop, wanting to buy a bird. He sees a beautiful bird, the loveliest he's ever seen, and asks how much it is. The shop owner replies 'that bird is $1000'. 'What?!?' cries the man, '$1000 for a bird? What does it do?’ 'Well, I'm glad you asked.' says the shop owner, 'you see, that bird can sing every female role in the ring cycle from memory.' The man thinks, ok but I can't afford the bird. He sees a shorter, but still beautiful, bird and asks how much that one is. 'That bird is $2000' replies the shop owner, and the man asks what this bird can do. 'Well, he can play any Paganini concerto you request on the violin from memory' the man thinks wow, but I really can't afford that bird. He then sees an ancient, hunched, half-dead, ugly, bald bird croaking in the corner of the cage, and, thinking that this bird couldn't cost very much, enquires. 'Oh, that bird is $20000' he is told by the owner. Flabbergasted, the man asks what this bird does. 'Oh, we haven't found out yet' the owner replies, 'but the other two call him 'Maestro''
#22975
Thanks to:
madame opera - France
rec.:Jul/22/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 |



