The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 4.20 / 5
How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
"Tie a knot in his tail".
Thanks to: Greasemann - USA.
Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 3.50 / 4
An Idiot was once asked," Where is the center of the earth?" to which he instantly replied," Right here!"
But why he was asked. The idiot replied, "You don't believe it? Then disprove it!"
Thanks to: Reza Lotfian - Mashhad - Khorasan Razavi - Iran
Category: Marriage Jokes
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
A woman asking people questions for her company's survey walked up to a man and asked if he would be willing to participate. He said, “Sure”. She asked him to name something expensive that he wished he had never bought. The man answered, “My wedding ring.”
Thanks to: Caveman Etris - Cincinnati - Ohio - USA.
Category: Entertainment Jokes
Ranking: 3.20 / 5
A magician was facing an unruly crowd as his tricks failed to impress them. To cheer them up, the magician said: 'could any one please give me an egg. For I shall show you a marvelous trick'
One at the last row shouted: 'If we had an egg with us, it would have reached you long before'
Thanks to: pradeep - India