The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 2.27 / 15
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2014 pub.:Jan/9/2015 sent:Apr/1/2015
Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.12 / 33
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?
Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014 pub.:Dec/10/2014 sent:Jan/31/2015
Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
Ranking: 1.62 / 37
Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says "jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away". Jack says “that won't work, we need to play dead". They both ask Gary “what do we do?" There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them.
Thanks to: Michael - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2014 pub.:Oct/29/2014 sent:Dec/21/2014
Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 3.27 / 30
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.
From Readers Digest
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014 pub.:Oct/29/2014 sent:Jan/1/1900