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Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 2.27 / 15
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
#24210    
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015    sent:Apr/1/2015


Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.12 / 33
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?

Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
#24208    
Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014    pub.:Dec/10/2014    sent:Jan/31/2015


Ranking: 1.62 / 37
Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says "jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away". Jack says “that won't work, we need to play dead". They both ask Gary “what do we do?" There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them.
#24226    
Thanks to: Michael - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2014    pub.:Oct/29/2014    sent:Dec/21/2014


Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 3.27 / 30
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.

From Readers Digest
#24146    
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014    pub.:Oct/29/2014    sent:Jan/1/1900


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