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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 1.54 / 41
In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists believe it or not were a chicken, an ostrich and a flamingo. And soon after the show, the judges were unanimous in reaching the final choice. And guess who won? The chicken, of course! The judges admitted that both the ostrich, and flamingo legs were beautiful, but the chicken had prettier laid eggs.
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Aug/10/2013    pub.:Nov/5/2013    sent:Jul/21/2014

Category: Marriage Jokes
Ranking: 3.11 / 28
Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain one guy said, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replies, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first man replies, "No, I just got married".
Thanks to: qSERDYGIOK[;'/ - Armenia
rec.:Jul/31/2013    pub.:Oct/31/2013    sent:Nov/15/2013

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.62 / 29
What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
“Mmmm, sandwiches!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Jan/21/2014

Ranking: 3.59 / 54
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other; “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Feb/12/2014

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