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Category: Cannibal Jokes
Ranking: 3.52 / 27
A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.
#24247    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/20/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015    sent:May/27/2015


Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 2.19 / 16
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
#24210    
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015    sent:Apr/1/2015


Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.12 / 33
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?

Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
#24208    
Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014    pub.:Dec/10/2014    sent:Jan/31/2015


Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 3.19 / 31
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.

From Readers Digest
#24146    
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014    pub.:Oct/29/2014    sent:Jan/1/1900


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