The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Cannibal Jokes
Ranking: 3.52 / 27
A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/20/2014 pub.:Jan/9/2015 sent:May/27/2015
Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 2.19 / 16
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2014 pub.:Jan/9/2015 sent:Apr/1/2015
Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.12 / 33
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?
Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014 pub.:Dec/10/2014 sent:Jan/31/2015
Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 3.19 / 31
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.
From Readers Digest
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014 pub.:Oct/29/2014 sent:Jan/1/1900