The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 2.56 / 36
A doctor worked on the tenth floor of an office building. In the building was a pub, where the doctor had a lemon daiquiri, every day at quitting time. The bartender's name was Dick.
One dyadic found out he didn't have any lemons and no time to get any. So he thought he would make up a hickory daiquiri instead and at the end of the day, the doctor would be too tired to notice.
The doctor sat down, took a sip and said "This isn't a lemon daiquiri, Dick!"...To which Dick replied, "No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Nov/21/2013 pub.:Nov/29/2013 sent:Jul/28/2014
Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 2.93 / 15
Q: Who is the opposite of a Supreme Court Justice?
A: Antonym Scalia
Thanks to: Kendrick P Caranicas - North Hollywood - CA - USA.
Ranking: 2.35 / 34
There was this old eccentric man who constantly chased children off his property, never said hello to anyone he met and because of his negative character, was described as "A man of means!”
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Sep/13/2013 pub.:Nov/5/2013 sent:Jul/1/2014
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 1.52 / 42
In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists believe it or not were a chicken, an ostrich and a flamingo. And soon after the show, the judges were unanimous in reaching the final choice. And guess who won? The chicken, of course! The judges admitted that both the ostrich, and flamingo legs were beautiful, but the chicken had prettier laid eggs.
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Aug/10/2013 pub.:Nov/5/2013 sent:Jul/21/2014