A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."
To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
#17904
Thanks to:
N Mutaka - Nigeria
rec.:Apr/16/2007 pub.:Apr/16/2007 sent:Jul/1/2007
Ranking:
2.61 / 155
Did you ever notice?
When you put the two words
"The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?
#9906
Thanks to:
Brenda Ervin - Las Vegas - Nevada - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2003 pub.:Jul/9/2003 sent:Aug/10/2009
Ranking:
2.83 / 88
Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?
George: Yes, ma'am.
Teacher: Okay George.
George: Here is the map of North America.
Teacher: Class, who discovered North America?
Class: George!
#7411
Thanks to:
Edison C. Diamante - Toronto, Ontario - Canada
rec.:Jan/15/2003 pub.:Jan/21/2003 sent:Jun/21/2008
Ranking:
2.93 / 72
A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."
The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!" "Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?" "I don't know," the boy replied; "I couldn't understand them."
#17814
Thanks to:
K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Mar/20/2007 pub.:Apr/5/2007 sent:May/13/2007
