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Ranking: 2.36 / 73
Called to the scene of a magnificent celestial display, the professor watched as a bright object dashed through the skies over New Mexico. When he returned to his observatory, reporters asked him if what he had seen was really a UFO.
Looking them straight in the eye, the impassive scientist replied, “No comet”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/11/2003


Ranking: 2.56 / 52
Political Correctness as most of us realize is the biggest joke of the century.
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Thanks to: K W S Kennedy - New Zealand
rec.:May/16/2009    pub.:Dec/2/2009    sent:Dec/11/2009


Ranking: 2.50 / 54
In the Chemistry class the teacher was describing how August Kekulé, the scientist accidentally discovered a formula to express Benzene.
Kekulé once dozed off in his lab while trying to arrange the six carbon atoms in a particular format alongside six-hydrogen. The scientific community in the entire world had no answer either. Suddenly he had a dream and in his dream he saw two snakes eating each other and suddenly he woke up and tried to write out the formula that way and that was how we got the Benzene ring as we know it today, she said.
The teacher however felt bad finding a girl in the front bench dozing off all this while and pulled her up.
A boy from the rear said: Madam, please spare her; who knows she might come up with another formula for Benzene!
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Thanks to: C.P.VIJAYAN - CALICUT - KERALA - India
rec.:May/20/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Sep/25/2013


Ranking: 2.51 / 53
Q: How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
A: They use a spell-checker.
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Thanks to: Robin A. - Visalia - CA - USA.
rec.:Feb/24/2003    pub.:May/8/2003


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