Category: Family Jokes



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Ranking: 2.69 / 105
A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."
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Thanks to: mother of 6 - Norht Syracuse - NY - USA.
rec.:Dec/2/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Oct/12/2008


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When the follow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?' the man asked.
"No, sir" replied the clerk. "only cash and credit cards."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/2/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002


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When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollar, the man said, “Son, don’t you realize that there are more important things in life than money?”
“Yes, sir,” the youth replied, “I do. But you need money to take them to the movies.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Sep/30/2003


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When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said, "When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"
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Thanks to: Jim Stull - Monroeville - Pennsylvania - USA.
rec.:Nov/9/2001    pub.:Dec/8/2001


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