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Ranking: 2.63 / 46
Little Jackie’s mother was on the telephone with the child’s dentist.
“I don’t understand it,” she complained “I thought his treatment would only cost $20.00, but you have charged me $80.00.”
“It is usually $20.00, madam,” agreed the dentist, “but Jackie yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002


Ranking: 2.36 / 70
A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away. "Mommy," she asked. "Why do people run away?" The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons that teens run and then proceeded to try and explain in a way that her young daughter would understand. After the first few moments of explanation the small girl interrupted. "No Mommy, why do people RUN away? Do they have to run or can they walk away too?"
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Thanks to: Joanne - Pinehurst - ID - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002


Ranking: 3.04 / 26
A mother says to her small son who is being mean as usual, “How do you expect to ever get into Heaven?” To this her son replies" I figure I'll just run in and out the pearly gates until St. Peter says either stay in or out"!
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Thanks to: Stephanie Lewis - Douglas - Ga. - USA.
rec.:May/21/2003    pub.:Jun/30/2003


Ranking: 2.64 / 42
The comments of a young mother: Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Aug/1/2006


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