Category: Family Jokes

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Ranking: 2.20 / 118
Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get mommy then?
#10934    
Thanks to: nawaz - Birmingham - United Kingdom
rec.:Sep/5/2003    pub.:Sep/18/2003    sent:Oct/24/2003


Ranking: 2.81 / 42

Sardar Ji's wife was lying on her deathbed, and taking his hand lovingly in her own, she said " Sardar Ji, I want you to get married after I die, don’t mope around alone. But promise me you will not give my clothes to her. Keep them to remind you of our golden days together"
" No I won't " said the sardar" in any case Kalpana is a head taller than you"
#15517    
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - Rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Jul/17/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Aug/30/2005


Ranking: 2.75 / 44
The comments of a young mother: Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.
#16436    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Aug/1/2006


Ranking: 2.36 / 70
A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away. "Mommy," she asked. "Why do people run away?" The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons that teens run and then proceeded to try and explain in a way that her young daughter would understand. After the first few moments of explanation the small girl interrupted. "No Mommy, why do people RUN away? Do they have to run or can they walk away too?"
#2749    
Thanks to: Joanne - Pinehurst - ID - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002


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