Category: Family Jokes

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Ranking: 2.81 / 42

Sardar Ji's wife was lying on her deathbed, and taking his hand lovingly in her own, she said " Sardar Ji, I want you to get married after I die, don’t mope around alone. But promise me you will not give my clothes to her. Keep them to remind you of our golden days together"
" No I won't " said the sardar" in any case Kalpana is a head taller than you"
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - Rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Jul/17/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Aug/30/2005

Ranking: 2.75 / 44
The comments of a young mother: Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Aug/1/2006

Ranking: 2.68 / 47
Little Jackie’s mother was on the telephone with the child’s dentist.
“I don’t understand it,” she complained “I thought his treatment would only cost $20.00, but you have charged me $80.00.”
“It is usually $20.00, madam,” agreed the dentist, “but Jackie yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002

Ranking: 2.36 / 70
A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away. "Mommy," she asked. "Why do people run away?" The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons that teens run and then proceeded to try and explain in a way that her young daughter would understand. After the first few moments of explanation the small girl interrupted. "No Mommy, why do people RUN away? Do they have to run or can they walk away too?"
Thanks to: Joanne - Pinehurst - ID - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002

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