Category: Family Jokes

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Ranking: 2.63 / 46
Little Jackie’s mother was on the telephone with the child’s dentist.
“I don’t understand it,” she complained “I thought his treatment would only cost $20.00, but you have charged me $80.00.”
“It is usually $20.00, madam,” agreed the dentist, “but Jackie yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002

Ranking: 2.36 / 70
A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away. "Mommy," she asked. "Why do people run away?" The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons that teens run and then proceeded to try and explain in a way that her young daughter would understand. After the first few moments of explanation the small girl interrupted. "No Mommy, why do people RUN away? Do they have to run or can they walk away too?"
Thanks to: Joanne - Pinehurst - ID - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002

Ranking: 2.43 / 60
The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said, “Let’s buy him a bicycle.”
“Well,” said the father, “maybe – but do you think it will improve his behavior?”
“Probably not,” said the mother, “but it will spread it over a wider area.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002    pub.:Apr/13/2002

Ranking: 3.04 / 26
A mother says to her small son who is being mean as usual, “How do you expect to ever get into Heaven?” To this her son replies" I figure I'll just run in and out the pearly gates until St. Peter says either stay in or out"!
Thanks to: Stephanie Lewis - Douglas - Ga. - USA.
rec.:May/21/2003    pub.:Jun/30/2003

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