Ranking: 3.04 / 26
A mother says to her small son who is being mean as usual, “How do you expect to ever get into Heaven?” To this her son replies" I figure I'll just run in and out the pearly gates until St. Peter says either stay in or out"!
Thanks to: Stephanie Lewis - Douglas - Ga. - USA.
Ranking: 3.39 / 18
The difference between complete and finished?
If you marry the right one, that's complete.
If you marry the wrong one, that's finished.
If you marry the right one and then get caught with the wrong one, that's completely finished.
From Readers Digest
Thanks to: William Pendleton - Laurel Fork - VA - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2014 pub.:Oct/29/2014 sent:Jan/1/1900
Ranking: 2.32 / 62
Did you hear about this group of professional nannies that have formed a business, similar to the TV show called "The Nanny," where they go into people's homes and help parents with out-of-control children?
The name of their new business: The "SWAT" Team
Thanks to: Betsy Giles - Juneau - Alaska - USA.
rec.:Mar/11/2007 pub.:Apr/5/2007 sent:Aug/5/2007
Ranking: 2.56 / 41
The pastor preached about the beautiful kingdom of heaven and asked the congregation “how many of you would like to go to heaven from here?” everybody raised up their hands except a little lad sitting just in front of him “don't you want to go to heaven son?” he asked. “My mother seriously warned me not to go anywhere from here, but to come back home” replied the boy.
Thanks to: Johnson Ogbonnaya Alugwo - Douala - Littoral - Cameroon
rec.:Jul/4/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Sep/13/2004